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[Wambangalang]

So i just wanted to tell everyone how wonderful life is.

Since my car was broken into a few weeks back I have been doing some serious soul-searching and philosophising and had concluded that life is grand. I have my health and my witts about me so all is good.

Tonight, they ripped the stereo out of my car, stole my $400 reading glasses and all of my Live cd's. They probably got in through the window which has yet to be fixed.

Cant remember the film but it was about a bunch of guys who hire a hooker and she ends up dying in their hotel room, and they do everything to cover it up and end up killing each other. At the end cameron diaz is left to care for the last survivng guys who are wheelchair bound vegetables, and finally realising what her life has become she runs out onto the suburban road wearing dishwashing gloves, falls to her knees and lets out a desperate cry and pulls her hair out.

Im putting on my dishwashing gloves.