what the FUCK? Options

[Pokey]

Ok so one of the strangest things happend to me not too long ago.. I still feel shaken by it.

I was in the city just looking around a bit and suddenly I felt that urge that we all feel at various points throughout the day .. I was looking for the nearest toilet and now I wish I had gone for the next to nearest one.
I got in and was standing there breathing a sigh of relief when all of a sudden I hear from the cubical behind me:

Child: "It's spraying Daddy! the poo is spraying!"
Father: "Yes it is Matthew, good job!"

I'm sure if there was a mirror infront of me I'd have seen my face turn white. The .... images ... they don't stop. Why was it a "good job?" why the fuck was his Dad in there with him? Just .... why me?


So anyways, due to extreme boredom .. what are some other really "wtf?" moments you've overheared from other people?