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post May 15 2006, 10:01 pm
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QUOTE(Wambangalang @ Apr 20 2006, 10:15 pm) *

A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I fuck’n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh fuck…" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "FUCK, I Missed".


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a pedophile is walking through the playground and spots a really cute kid. So he walks up to him, pulls out a box of candy shakes it, then proposes..."Hey, kid. I'll give you a piece of candy if you come in my car."

The kid replies. "Give me the whole box and I'll come in your mouth"
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