Party on Options

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Do you have teenagers? Have you ever heard your kid mention the rainbow game or the smiles game? Yes? Then, before reading on, you might as well just kill yourself. Done? Ok, good. Let’s continue. If you don’t know, the rainbow game is an oral sex party where attending teenage girls apply different shades of lipstick and fellate as many of the male partygoers as possible. As the night comes to end, the boy with the greatest variety of lipstick color on his penis is declared the winner. Sweet, huh? And now let’s talk about the smiles game, which is also referred to as the stoneface or the pokerface game. In smiles, a group of boys pull up chairs to a kitchen-type table complete with tablecloth. Under said table awaits a mystery girl. Once all of the guys are ready, each one must remove their pants. The girl then orally pleasures the males in a random order. The object of the game is for the guys at the table to identify which amongst them is being serviced at any given moment. Once you have been correctly called out, you must promptly leave the table and let the game continue. Yeah, so, have you ever heard of these? Been a part of them? Been an end of the game winner? If you were wondering what Elliot said, he explained that he could never do the rainbow game, but that sadly, he could definitely sit at a smiles table. Hello Daytona 500 viewing party 2007!

Since informing you on Friday about rainbows, smiles, and stonefaces – I hope some of you have come to grips with what your teenager may be doing behind closed doors. If you are still not convinced that your son or daughter may be involved, associated with or somehow connected to these games, maybe you should try this on for size: Filipino Poker. Have you ever overheard your kid mention that? Yeah, let’s just say it ain’t Caribbean Stud. No, no – terrifyingly, it’s just more of the same. By the way, another game that was mentioned this morning was the ‘Sheet Game.’ Basically, you hold up a large sheet with holes in it and a girl has to identify her significant other’s member by performing oral on all of the penises that protrude from the holes. Now, this one gave Elliot an idea. He pitched that all the males on the show should take photos of themselves and let Diane try to guess what belongs to whom. He knew she wouldn’t play the sheet game as described, so maybe she would do this. Nope – immediately, Diane said that she would have no part. Figures… prude. However, undeterred, Elliot proceeded with the plans, explaining that all of the pictures would have to be taken in the aroused state so that Craig could participate. Well, come on – anyone could identify a mangled accident scene from four non-mangled accident scenes. Anyways, all was going well – Elliot, Flounder and Tyler were ready for the shoot – but Craig, despite a fluffer’s help, had some major problems producing an erection and eventually collapsed under pressure, pissing all over the loading dock. Yeah, to say the least, the building was not happy.