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post Jun 26 2010, 1:21 pm
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Ok so this is showing a bit how long I've been on this board. I was transfering stuff from one hard drive to another and came across 3 songs that I saved from way back on this board a long time ago, maybe 2002 or so. Some kid came on and in the off topic section decided to post some stuff that he'd be working on. It is absolutely the worst music ever made in the history of the universe.

When I came across it I couldn't remember where I got it from, I am almost 100% sure it was this old board, but either way I had to share the pain with others. If any old timers remember more details on who the poster was it'd be fun to track the guy down and see if he's improved at all.

Revisting these songs is a mind fuck. "Penny" is just fucked, the story about some girl called Penny (who sometimes has her name changed to Jenny at points during the song) who gets raped by an old truck driver who is "driving across the land, eating pussy like I want it". And "I'm gonna rape you little girl, hope that you don't mind". It is absolutely terrible. Then there was his "single" which was "We're gonna die", this is one I remember him admitting was "not quite finished", which is a complete understatement. And "little kid" was about how no one would take him seriously because he was "just a little kid" but it carries an important message in the lines "They call me pathetic and I have to consider it, not worth considering at all".

I remember there being debate as to how genuine the guy that posted it was but it came out that he was 14 or something and this was just the best he could do.
I can't believe I remember this shit, anyways .. enjoy:

http://www.mediafire.com/myfiles.php

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post Jun 26 2010, 2:58 pm
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i remember hearing this in the past....going to download and see if it's 1000x worse than when I heard it long ago.
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post Jun 27 2010, 11:48 am
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Well, After listening to Alive I might as well listen to this.

Check your link... it isn't working.

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post Jun 27 2010, 1:50 pm
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Once the link works I'll take a listen, but it's going to take a lot to top the shitfest that gets played on my store's "radio" station. I'm frantically trying to find the worst offenders on youtube now.
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post Jun 27 2010, 2:15 pm
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QUOTE(Infrequent Poster @ Jun 27 2010, 2:50 pm) *

Once the link works I'll take a listen, but it's going to take a lot to top the shitfest that gets played on my store's "radio" station. I'm frantically trying to find the worst offenders on youtube now.


Is this one? lol.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk
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post Jun 28 2010, 12:56 am
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haha sorry got the link wrong ... I promise this is worse than what you hear on the radio:

Penny - http://www.mediafire.com/?2iutm5zkxzi

Little Kid - http://www.mediafire.com/?aony2x3n5jt

We're gonna die - http://www.mediafire.com/?y0nrjmomq2m
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post Jun 28 2010, 1:23 pm
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I find myself glad while listening to these tracks that I can barely make out what the hell this guy is singing.

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What...the fuck...is wrong with this guy?

Truck truck truck truck truck driving!

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post Jun 28 2010, 1:34 pm
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QUOTE(Infrequent Poster @ Jun 29 2010, 4:23 am) *

I find myself glad while listening to these tracks that I can barely make out what the hell this guy is singing.

Edit: ...

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What...the fuck...is wrong with this guy?

Truck truck truck truck truck driving!


"Truck truck truck truck truck driving!
Driving through the land
I'm gonna rape you little girl
Hope that you don't mind!"


It has to be one of the greatest/worst lines ever in the history of music.
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post Jul 4 2010, 9:09 am
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post Jul 7 2010, 11:50 am
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QUOTE(LivesMeltdown @ Jun 27 2010, 3:15 pm) *

Is this one? lol.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8sNoodIDk

Holy Shit ... that is so bad it is awesome!
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post Jul 7 2010, 11:54 am
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Here's another great one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8jg5pjvwjw&feature=related

You really need to listen to the whole thing to get the full effect of it's greatness!

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post Jul 7 2010, 12:00 pm
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And lets not forget the greatest cover ever of a Live song:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7oEwbUlt7c
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post Jul 7 2010, 12:05 pm
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One of my absolute favorite awful covers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc
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post Jul 7 2010, 12:13 pm
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QUOTE(thefunkyredcaboose @ Jul 8 2010, 3:05 am) *

One of my absolute favorite awful covers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc


Posted a few posts up by LivesMeltdown wink.gif
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post Jul 7 2010, 12:42 pm
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QUOTE(Pokey @ Jul 7 2010, 1:00 pm) *

And lets not forget the greatest cover ever of a Live song:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7oEwbUlt7c


Is it wrong that I don't think this is really all that awful? I give the guy credit for singing in his own voice instead of trying to sound like Ed.

Mind you, I don't think it's great either. But it's not nearly the worst attempt I've ever seen. I doubt it's even in the lower half.
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