Ed's new Fanclub Options, How much would you spend for a phone call? Options

[thefunkyredcaboose]

Hey - I resent that! I'm a middle aged woman and I can't abide the money grabbing fuckwit. I honestly thought someone had hacked the page for a laugh, but sadly it looks like it's all true.

I came for the music some years ago. Now I stop for the bile and vitriol.

Apologies!

[OutToDry]

No offense to you Senghe

[Senghe]

No offense to you Senghe

No worries - I know you didn't mean ne personally as most people on here think I'm a bloke anyway.

I'm now wondering, all these belching milfs phoning Ed up - how do you think the phone call goes?

Ed "Heyyyy - Eddie K here!"
MILF *heavy breathing*
Ed "Hello?"
MILF "So, what colour of underwear do you have on?"
Ed "I beg your pardon?"
MILF *slapslapslapslap... groan.....*
*clunk, brrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

I have SUCH a great marketing idea for a new item for Ed's shop, especially for the all the Live MILFs out there. Batteries not included and no, I better not photoshop this one in the name of common decency.

This post has been edited by Senghe: Apr 5 2010, 5:32 pm

[OutToDry]

That would be hilarious!!!

[+Ed+]

No worries - I know you didn't mean ne personally as most people on here think I'm a bloke anyway.

I'm now wondering, all these belching milfs phoning Ed up - how do you think the phone call goes?

Ed "Heyyyy - Eddie K here!"
MILF *heavy breathing*
Ed "Hello?"
MILF "So, what colour of underwear do you have on?"
Ed "I beg your pardon?"
MILF *slapslapslapslap... groan.....*
*clunk, brrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

I have SUCH a great marketing idea for a new item for Ed's shop, especially for the all the Live MILFs out there. Batteries not included and no, I better not photoshop this one in the name of common decency.

OMFG

[Pokey]

No worries - I know you didn't mean ne personally as most people on here think I'm a bloke anyway.

I'm now wondering, all these belching milfs phoning Ed up - how do you think the phone call goes?

Ed "Heyyyy - Eddie K here!"
MILF *heavy breathing*
Ed "Hello?"
MILF "So, what colour of underwear do you have on?"
Ed "I beg your pardon?"
MILF *slapslapslapslap... groan.....*
*clunk, brrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

I have SUCH a great marketing idea for a new item for Ed's shop, especially for the all the Live MILFs out there. Batteries not included and no, I better not photoshop this one in the name of common decency.

This is funny and all but theres nothing to say they're gonna be MILF's, they could be MILNF (mothers i'd like not to fuck). Ed may find himself ear to ear with a great big fat sweaty MILNF. I still think Ed would hang up on a guy straight away and claim connection difficulties which is somehow written into the terms of the membership that if the call "drops out" then that still counts.

Ed: Heyyyy Eddie K here!
Guy: Hey Ed, whats happening?
Ed: Tits?
Guy: Eh ...no?
*clunk*

[Kymra]

What has happened to him? Where is his brain?! Does he not understand what a complete tool this makes him look like?!

I will say that back in say, 1998 - I was so blindly in love with him I probably would have shelled out the $$. But that was TWELVE years ago! He is not even a blip on most people's radar now.

I mean RPATTZ could get away with charging $175 for a phone call but Ed???

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!

[thefunkyredcaboose]

I'm going to start charging per message board direct message. $100 per message. Let's get it started!

[Sakhmet2]

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[Senghe]

Hang on - let's get this milf thing right.