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[LightsOut]

Now, now....there's enough cheap beer and cheese whiz to go around.

his bitch ass prefers wine

[LiveRoCkS77]

fuck you live rocks how can a fucking canadian talk shit about american football.granted canada gave us hockey but it also gave us CURLING.....BRING IT!

Listen ass juice sampler, I love American football. Just not teams full of homo's and wannabe's.

Also, can you please learn and use some punctuation? Your run on sentences lead me to believe that your mother must have fucked the hick from the movie Deliverance, producing your sorry ass as a result.

I don't have to "bring it." I own your ass by default. I'd rip your head off and shit down your neck, right after using your tongue to wipe my ass. But I know you'd like that so.... I'll settle for putting your stupid ass in its place.

At 6"2 and 245 pounds, I pretty much talk shit about whatever the fuck I please. Canadian or not, I'd eat your sorry american ass for breakfast. Puny ass George Bush lovin, trailer park hick douche bag American jack ass.

This post has been edited by LiveRoCkS77: Dec 21 2007, 2:22 pm

[LiveRoCkS77]

Hey now, my crazy Canadian friend....fudgepacker steeler fans???? maybe, but that moniker is reserved for the true Browns fans.......and Huskie fans out here.

Maybe so, but the Steelers still suck monkey dick. I'd rather gang up with Hoodstock and become a Lions fan, as sad as that is.

[LightsOut]

Maybe so, but the Steelers still suck monkey dick. I'd rather gang up with Hoodstock and become a Lions fan, as sad as that is.

i dont care how fucking big you are i may only be 5 9 200lbs but the black belt i have says i can kick your fucking sorry ass.so when ever you are ready to stop hiding behind your keyboard and back up your talk bring it!!!!

[LiveRoCkS77]

i dont care how fucking big you are i may only be 5 9 200lbs but the black belt i have says i can kick your fucking sorry ass.so when ever you are ready to stop hiding behind your keyboard and back up your talk bring it!!!!

Black belt? Is that the same one your dad wears with his Zorro mask when he's out sucking dick for soup money?

[LightsOut]

Black belt? Is that the same one your dad wears with his Zorro mask when he's out sucking dick for soup money?

good one youre a girl you dont have enough balls to accept my challenge.trust me dude you stand NO CHANCE! so just shut up while you still can call yourself a man cause when im done with you they wont beable to tell what you are.oh and youre 245 woopie it would take your fat ass 1 punch to hit me in the same time it would take me to hit you 5!

This post has been edited by LightsOut: Dec 21 2007, 2:37 pm

[LiveRoCkS77]

[LightsOut]

yea you'll definatly be screaming like a bitch....

[LiveRoCkS77]

good one youre a girl you dont have enough balls to accept my challenge.trust me dude you stand NO CHANCE! so just shut up while you still can call yourself a man cause when im done with you they wont beable to tell what you are

What's a beable?

Are you actually challenging me to a fight over the internet?

In that case, after I'm done with you, you'd be wishing you were Rodney King after he got his beatin'. Bring your black belt so I can string your ass up with it.

[LiveRoCkS77]

yea you'll definatly be screaming like a bitch....

Like your mom does when she's getting cornholed by the local Jamaicans in order to work off her weed debt?

[LightsOut]

Like your mom does when she's getting cornholed by the local Jamaicans in order to work off her weed debt?

youre right fighting over the internet is almost as old and tired as mom jokes

[LiveRoCkS77]

youre right fighting over the internet is almost as old and tired as mom jokes

So shut your face then you ass mongering little cockaholic. Before I take your big bad 5 foot nine, two hundred pound ass, put it in a shooping cart and ghost ride it down the freeway.

[ISN]

What's a beable?

a beable..(n)...well, a beable is a nocturnal animal......actually a bat, but without wings.....it's also an antarctic dweller......and, as such, is white so it can blend in with its environs......beables are on the endangered species list......(I thought I'd add some class to this vomit)........this is shameful......homos?????? etc??????

the other definition of a beable is 'a baby beattles fan'......a beable is a young Beattles fan....(n)....who was born after John Lennon died (apparently)......according to the Oxford Reference Dictionary.......not to be confused with a nocturnal, albino bat of Antarctica........shit for brains......this is so shameful - you all are making LIVE look bad with your petty insults......I'll sort you out though and what's so great about punctuation

and, before you ask me, I have a degree in English so fuk off

anyway, it's time to be merry and gay.......(you got the gay sorted, so all you have to do now is be merry)

happy christmas - if it weren't for christ I don't know what the fuk I'd do......heheheheh

This post has been edited by ISN: Dec 22 2007, 12:13 am

[LiveRoCkS77]

a beable..(n)...well, a beable is a nocturnal animal......actually a bat, but without wings.....it's also an antarctic dweller......and, as such, is white so it can blend in with its environs......beables are on the endangered species list......(I thought I'd add some class to this vomit)........this is shameful......homos?????? etc??????

the other definition of a beable is 'a baby beattles fan'......a beable is a young Beattles fan....(n)....who was born after John Lennon died (apparently)......according to the Oxford Reference Dictionary.......not to be confused with a nocturnal, albino bat of Antarctica........shit for brains......this is so shameful - you all are making LIVE look bad with your petty insults......I'll sort you out though and what's so great about punctuation

and, before you ask me, I have a degree in English so fuk off

anyway, it's time to be merry and gay.......(you got the gay sorted, so all you have to do now is be merry)

happy christmas - if it weren't for christ I don't know what the fuk I'd do......heheheheh

Wow, aren't you the bright one?

You get that smart being forty something, sitting at home eating tub after tub of ice cream until your fat ass can't fit in the bathtub anymore?

How are you going to sort me out? You should be more worried about the vast collection of rolls gathering in your midsection, preventing you from being able to see your shoes.

So you go pray to Christ all you like! God knows the paramedics are going to need him when six of em are trying to load your fat ass onto a stretcher after a massive coronary.

So in closing, take your thirty five year old degree in english and go fuck yourself!

That's if you haven't eaten it already.

This post has been edited by LiveRoCkS77: Dec 22 2007, 11:44 am

[SinfulEyes]

Now, now girls stop fighting. You're both very pretty.