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[tangled]

Awww Chooky, go have a listen to "Sunday Morning Coming Down" by Johnny Cash and that shit will MAKE you wanna go to church with a hangover.

Man, i love that song.

i guess i should go ahead and break the news.

i can't make Adam's show.

i've tried to make it work but between me having to drive my nephew's mom to the airport on the 21st (she's flying to Korea, so i have to have her in ATL three hours before her flight, and it's two hours from here, with a time change so we have to leave at like 2am.) and my Gramma A) needing me here and B)a little afraid this is her last Christmas, i can't risk weather or some other screwed up thing delaying the ONE flight on the 24th that can get me back here by noon, which is when we do our family thing...
Plus with nephew's mom being out of the country, we'll have him here for the entire two weeks she's gone. My mom works 3rd shift and my brother isn't the most reliable idiot in the world (i swear, i'd give up alimony if someone would force my little brother and my former Jackass to live together for a year.) so i'll have to be here with the Weeniehead (that's my nephew).

It's KILLING me. i'm just sick about not being able to go. But the reasons to just suck it up and stay here got so outta control that i can't even argue with them. GOD i hate being a grown-up.

[chook]

Awww Chooky, go have a listen to "Sunday Morning Coming Down" by Johnny Cash and that shit will MAKE you wanna go to church with a hangover.

Man, i love that song.

i guess i should go ahead and break the news.

i can't make Adam's show.

i've tried to make it work but between me having to drive my nephew's mom to the airport on the 21st (she's flying to Korea, so i have to have her in ATL three hours before her flight, and it's two hours from here, with a time change so we have to leave at like 2am.) and my Gramma A) needing me here and B)a little afraid this is her last Christmas, i can't risk weather or some other screwed up thing delaying the ONE flight on the 24th that can get me back here by noon, which is when we do our family thing...
Plus with nephew's mom being out of the country, we'll have him here for the entire two weeks she's gone. My mom works 3rd shift and my brother isn't the most reliable idiot in the world (i swear, i'd give up alimony if someone would force my little brother and my former Jackass to live together for a year.) so i'll have to be here with the Weeniehead (that's my nephew).

It's KILLING me. i'm just sick about not being able to go. But the reasons to just suck it up and stay here got so outta control that i can't even argue with them. GOD i hate being a grown-up.

Laura...don't worry abut it. i'm sorry you can't make it, but famliy should always come first, and i know how much your granmma means to you so i think its' good that you want to be there to spedn christmas with her. we'll get you up here some other tiem! hopefuly adam will be doing more shows while Live is on thier break.

by the way, i lied...i'm on my 3rd drink right now! this rum is awesmoe! i'm definitely feeling it already! i've decided i officially like capitan morgan more than jack daniles.!'

[chook]

i also wantd to say that i love otmeal raisin cookies!

[tangled]

i could kinda tell, just a little that you didn't stop at one. Your typing got a lil dyslexic.
Heh, if you could hear me, i'd wager that maybe i was sounding a leeeetttle bit southern (isn't that what Ben said, he could only tell i was a wee bit drunk because my accent got worse?)

But UGH i'm bummed!!
i'm *trying* to take solace in the fact that i get to see ALL of them next month, but it's not the same. ~sulk~

YOU guys won't be there.

[tangled]

And Chooky, i need your address. Like, now.

[chook]

And Chooky, i need your address. Like, now.

ij just senet it to you ion mypsace! i shoudl really go to bde but i nee da cigarette o si'm going to stand iun the fukcing freeznig cold to smooeki!~

[tangled]

YAY thank you.

Hope it's got your last name or it'll just say CHOOK on it.

Come on, it can't be THAT cold. (it's freaking 15 here!)

[Heather]

Man Chooky gets his own place and now he's a drunk! Just kidding Chooky.

Laura don't worry about missing the Adam show, there will be plenty more of those I'm sure. We will miss you but Chooky is right, family should be the most important thing.

[Jennyfoo]

Aw Laura I'm bummed you can't make it, but I totally understand. We'll miss you!

And my god Chookie. Typing and drinking do not mix for you!

[chook]

just for the record, i'm not a drunk...i've been here a month and it's only the 2nd time i've gotten drunk!

[Heather]

Mmm hmmmm sure it is.

[slainte]

just for the record, i'm not a drunk...i've been here a month and it's only the 2nd time i've gotten drunk!

in 24 hours that is...

[slainte]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!


mango margaritasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

i miss my mookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...and my chookstersssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!

[chook]

Captain Morgan is my new best friend!! the bottle is almost empty so i need some more suggestions. what else is good to drink? i was going to buy some Bailey's or Kahlua but then i will need a lot of milk and i don't need all those calories. so anything that would mix well with Diet Pepsi would be good!

[tangled]

JAMESON!