Write Santa a Letter Options

[Heather]

http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm


I thought this was so funny and perfect for this board. Click on the link, fill in the blanks and it will write your letter to Santa for you. It might be funny if we used people's names from this board.

This post has been edited by Heather: Dec 9 2006, 11:17 am

[slainte]

LMMFAO....good one!

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at jason's Office party. It was heather who spiked the punch with too much corona. I can't help it if I drank 10 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like chocolate chip cookies.

I thought it was funny when I put jenny's tee shirt on my head and danced the the carlton on the bed while singing `alive'. I didn't mean to break jason's ipod and don't know why jason would accuse me of indecent exposure.

I don't remember calling greg's wife a sexy horse---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on bethany's husband's chest, it was only because I ate too much of that pasta.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sweet cat and have me arrested for speeding!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all silly and scary. And I'm really not to blame for any of this fast stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and slowly yours,
molls (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 8 bucks!

[Jennyfoo]

LOL, Molls and I both threw up after the pasta..

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Heather's Office party. It was Mollie who spiked the punch with too much Margarita . I can't help it if I drank 25 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla .

I thought it was funny when I put Chookie 's shirt on my head and danced the the chicken dance on the chair while singing `Lakinis Juice '. I didn't mean to break Heather's camera and don't know why Heather would accuse me of stealing .

I don't remember calling Tim 's wife a cute Pig---even though she looked like one with Pink eye shadow and Purple lipstick!

And when I threw up on Chris 's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that pasta .

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's basement. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a small dog and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all big and smart. And I'm really not to blame for any of this silly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
Jen (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 7 bucks!

[chook]

I thought it was funny when I put Chookie 's shirt on my head and danced the the chicken dance on the chair while singing `Lakinis Juice '.

so THAT'S where my shirt got to!!

[tangled]

here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all big and smart.

BAAAAHHAHAHAAAAA

Isn't that how we all ended up feeling in jail, just all big and smart?
i love it!

[tangled]

Ummmmmm


Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Jessica's Office party. It was Janice who spiked the punch with too much Jager. I can't help it if I drank 42 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Opium.

I thought it was funny when I put Mollie's leg warmers on my head and danced the tennessee waltz on the kitchen table while singing `Blood, Milk and Sky'. I didn't mean to break Jessica's camera and don't know why Jessica would accuse me of public nudity.

I don't remember calling Jim's wife a obnoxious goose---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Jana's husband's ass, it was only because I ate too much of that fudge.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my tour bus through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a smooth giraffe and have me arrested for robbery!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all clever and smelly. And I'm really not to blame for any of this ridiculous stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and slowly yours,
laura (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 13 bucks!


So, in retrospect the ass/fudge comment didn't need to go together.

[burd]

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,


I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at paaaatrick's Office party. It was taylor who spiked the punch with too much mmmmjackmmmm. I can't help it if I drank 41 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like low tide.

I thought it was funny when I put GRAAAACCCCEEEEYYYYY's socks on my head and danced the moonwalk on the bean bag while singing `copa cabana'. I didn't mean to break paaaatrick's x box and don't know why paaaatrick would accuse me of beating baby seals.

I don't remember calling ed's wife a chooky chook---even though she looked like one with chook eye shadow and chook lipstick!

And when I threw up on mrs taylor's husband's wrist, it was only because I ate too much of that sushi.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my CAGE offroad truck through my neighbor's fireplace. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a icky fish and have me arrested for arson!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all smelly and sticky. And I'm really not to blame for any of this chooky stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and indubidubly yours,
burd (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 9 bucks!

[Jennyfoo]

BAAAAHHAHAHAAAAA

Isn't that how we all ended up feeling in jail, just all big and smart?
i love it!

I liked all 'clever and smelly' even more.

[lien]

Hey, it's changed. You can write to Rudolph now!