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> It's boring around here so I'm starting a sex thread!
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post Sep 15 2006, 8:47 pm
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I thought this was funny:

Dr Phil recently defined seven kinds (or stages) of sex on a theme show
that only Oprah can do so well:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in
the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time.? Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway, you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Rel igious Sex, which means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you right in
front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.



So in regards to the 2nd kind of sex, where is the strangest place you have ever made whoopie?! yahoo.gif

I am just so bad tonight. Really, someone take away my booze would ya?!
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post Sep 15 2006, 10:01 pm
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you forgot rodeo sex...that's when a fella is doing her doggie style & tells her that her sister is much better in bed...then holds on for the wildest 8 second ride of his life lol.gif
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post Sep 15 2006, 10:22 pm
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Teeheheeheee!
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post Sep 15 2006, 10:38 pm
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Hmm the sex thread is just not very popular is it?!

Hey I tried!

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post Sep 15 2006, 10:45 pm
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lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif

need lots more to drink here....heather hand over the booze....it is way tooo boring here!!!!
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post Sep 15 2006, 10:46 pm
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Secks omg.gif eyebrow.gif
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post Sep 15 2006, 10:49 pm
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Well I would hand over the booze but you live in freaking Oregon!!!!!!!!! \

Ok I will start and maybe some of you will get brave.

The strangest place I have ever made whoopie was ummmmmmmmm............oops I chickened out.



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post Sep 15 2006, 10:51 pm
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oh for f*cks sake...lets see......man, i am really boring..............
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post Sep 15 2006, 10:57 pm
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Ok there are so many that I need to just list them I guess.

I chickened out again. God we are all so uptight around here. blush.gif lol.gif

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i could go for some sex right now where ****** when i need her
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post Sep 16 2006, 6:17 am
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don't forget misdemeanor sex...de more i miss de meaner i get banana.gif
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post Sep 16 2006, 9:19 am
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I don't want to talk about misdameaners! Or however you spell it!

Do you know I have one of those on my record just for going to a Collective Soul concert?! Ok, so I was speeding a little, tiny bit and the State Trooper thought my speed was a bit excessive. So yeah I have a record because of that band!



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post Sep 16 2006, 11:00 am
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QUOTE(Heather @ Sep 15 2006, 8:47 pm) *

I thought this was funny:



The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway, you both say "screw you."



cool, lol
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post Sep 16 2006, 12:12 pm
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QUOTE(Heather @ Sep 15 2006, 9:47 pm) *


The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway, you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Rel igious Sex, which means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you right in
front of everyone.



lol.gif funny, esp the 6th kind banana.gif go on girls, take that money victory.gif
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post Sep 16 2006, 1:05 pm
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QUOTE(Lively Chick @ Sep 16 2006, 12:12 pm) *

lol.gif funny, esp the 6th kind banana.gif go on girls, take that money victory.gif

like Eddie Murphy ones said:'I WANT HALF!!!!!' rofl lol.gif


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