Ed, This Is Wierd Options

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I just read his most recent blog:

Greetings!
I'm gonna go out on a metaphorical limb with this blog...I'm warning you ahead of time! Santa Claus came early for me this year with a brand new espresso machine, imported from Italy. I have spent the last week grinding, measuring, tamping and dosing my way into amateur barista geekdom. With espresso, it's all about extracting the essence of the coffee beans. Deep down in those dark beauties, behind a labyrinth of technical variables, lies the perfect espresso. It just so happens that this same week, I launched the EKL Fanclub. As I watched the memberships stream in, it dawned on me. I was watching my essential fans pour into the cup, if you would. I am sipping you slowly, savoring every moment and wow, you all are tasty. Thank you!!!!

love,
eddie k

PS. You all SMUSHED the servers for eddieklive.com with your AMAZING response to the free EKL Fanclub Membership and the Bootleg! If you experienced any delays or hangups, please feel free to try again...we've made adjustments and you should be able to get right in and join now!

I know he claims he's being metaphorical, but the image the line highlighted in red paints is a little creepy. Perhaps it would be better to stick in the real world!