Miami, Florida (Ricochet bar), January 1, 2012 Options

[dangum]

(Ed K.) To my fans in South Florida, Miami in particular: special announcement coming soon about an intimate acoustic performance Jan. 1st, 2012! mark your new calendar!

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?stor...id=356210128080

[Aitkens]

Now thats a totally unbiased [b]review from a perfectly sane and grounded woman, hahahaha.

[SinfulEyes]

Now thats a totally unbiased [b]review from a perfectly sane and grounded woman, hahahaha.

What makes you think the review was from a woman? There are some pretty questionable Ed loves around here and out there..

[Aitkens]

What makes you think the review was from a woman? There are some pretty questionable Ed loves around here and out there..

The bartenders sucked. I waited 10 minutes for the bartender to even acknowledge my existence; when he finally asked me what I wanted, he told me to give him a minute because he was hungover from new years. Um what? Another 5 minutes went by, I had to flag him down, then he called me "baby" (NOT acceptable) and made the hangover excuse again before finally getting me a drink. My friend that I was with had a similar experience with another bartender.

Unless the bartender was gay, he called "her" baby. Plus the fact that she had to wait 10 minutes for a drink tells me that she's either fat or ugly, or both. Any decent bartender spots the hot ones and get those ladies drinks right away.

The bathroom screamed TRYING TOO HARD. Chalkboard walls are a really cool concept...when they're ACTUALLY chalkboards and people can ACTUALLY write on them. These were fake w/ childlike fake chalk drawings on them. I know they're fake because I tried to erase them.

Who gives a shit about the bathroom decor? That's right, either a gay guy, or a chick.

What else? It was FREEZING in there. Do we really need the AC on full blast when it's in the 60s out? I think not. Oh and Eddie didn't go on until more than an hour after the advertised time (I choose to blame the venue, not him, he can do no wrong in my eyes).

Bitching about it being cold, chick. Bitching because the show is running late, chick. Actually stating that "eddie can do no wrong in my eyes", either Nick or a chick.