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post Sep 4 2011, 4:34 pm
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Got a good dirty joke ... post it here!

There are four kinds of sex :
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

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what do you call nuts on a wall?WALLNUTS......what do you call nuts on a chest?CHESTNUTS......what do you call nuts on a chin? try to guess





























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