Ed's medical mistakes, what a tard Options

[Existentialist MD]

So, as I sit at home on hour 2 of 96 straight hours of call for toxicology, I was thinking about Ed's lyrical medical mistakes. First, Unsheathed: "free love is a knife through the jugular vein, son." Tard, there are 2 jugular veins, external and internal, on both sides, or bilaterally as we say in the biz. Second, Sofia: "the black widow's a spider...won't take one minute til you're curled up dead beside her." Tard, black widows don't kill you unless there is major, major medical malpractice at play. That's all I can think of for now... can anyone think of others? I'm sure there are tons, seeing as how Ed is a tard. Fuck you, Ed!!!!

[Existentialist MD]

TARD!!!