Worst Live lyrics?, Tell me yours! Options

[turkish101]

So, I was listening to Deep Enough...

(Yeah, you can probably see where this is headed.)

It was the live version, from the Rolling Rock Town Fair concert, where Ed introduces the song - "This song is called Deep Enough. It's for the ladies, 'Deep Enough,' you know what I mean?" That didn't help matters.

Like all songs on V, the chorus actually has a pretty nice melody. What a shame.

So what do you consider the worst lyrics Ed has ever written?

"Your skirt began to rise, and so did I,
and you know that I took that prize,
in the middle on the club..." etc. etc.

That pretty much sums it up for me.

[Senghe]

Yup.. "Think of gentle Jesus" just about does my head in.

And any mention of the word "Momma" makes me lose my mind.

Mind you, the whole of Forever makes my bile rise as it's just so trite and unimaginative - Ed can write so much better, or he used to be able to anyway.