Fashion Emergency, Who Should Be Arrested For Bad Style? Options

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My wife always watches these fashion makeover shows. I figure a part of being a rockstar is your image and I think some of the band members are stuck in a rut (they would say that on those shows!).

With that in mind, which Live member is in the biggest need of a fashion makeover to improve the image of the band?

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[Voodoo-Lady]

Ed & Taylor both have style evident of effort, so score points for that.

Ed’s style needs to depart from the chick-fit jeans, I think that accounts for a lot of the queer vibe. I can abide the increasingly dominant falsetto, the waxed chest and the estrogen-laden lyrics. As a chick, I’m a relatin’ kinda creature. I’m still feelin’ Ed, he’s deep, beautiful, it’s all good. Except the goddess wants her pair of diesel jeans back and I’m hoping that’ll happen.

Taylor needs to lose the abundant, heavy layers (not concealing, man, just making it worse). The man exudes masculinity, it’s amazing, if he had his shit together he could so trump Ed as the magnet right about now.

Pat’s attire is insignificant, so either he’s alright or it’s like Badman noted, he’s not even trying. I’m letting him get away with it because at least he’s not concerning me.

Gracey – it’s like he doesn’t know he’s so damn hott. I’m sure it’d be endearing and all on some level and add to his quotient if was more subtle, brooding understatement and less bum rag-esque. It’s not that the t-shirts are large. It’s that they’re SO large and stretched out, it’s like a commercial with a formerly obese guy wearing his ‘before’ clothes for show-and-tell. Major potential, just needs some shit that fits is all.

As for the worst offender in terms of impacting image, it’s Ed. He pretty much owns Live’s image. Ironic as it may seem my perspective is that female fans will be taking them less seriously, not more, if softer image is really how Live is gonna roll. I still love their bitch-asses, but I’m looking for them to recapture a hard edge to contrast all the dovey stuff. They really need to man back up. Yeah, we have a bonded connection with the sweet pretty boy that does our ‘do and it’s known we slap our gay friends on the ass, let em’ grab our boobs, but no one takes that seriously and straight men should never try to aspire or compete with that.