Best/worst Song titles Options

[Badman]

Recently this board has been very VERY boring... I figure I need to, in honor of Hoodie, make an opinion thread:

What do you think is the best Live song title and which do you think is the worst?

In the world of song titles, Live is certainly average. For me, cool song titles are something like...


The Frayed Ends of Sanity ~ Metallica
Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter ~ Iron Maiden
Disasterpiece ~ Slipknot
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict ~ Pink Floyd

Lame examples from other bands include:

This Man is Mine ~ Heart
My Humps ~ Black Eyed Peas
I Cried ~ Robert Plant
Untitled ~ Any band that does this sucks...

My nomination for worst Live song title is Love Shines (A song for my daughters about God) Eww... it still makes me sick

[beau99]

Sufjan Stevens has his share of good and bad song titles.

Good:

"They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back from the Dead!! Ahhhh!"

"The Man of Metropolis Steals Our Hearts"

"Concerning the UFO Sighting Near Highland, Illinois"

"The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!'"

"The Seer's Tower"

"John Wayne Gacy, Jr."

BAD:

"Come On! Feel the Illinoise!"