Best/worst Song titles Options

[Badman]

Recently this board has been very VERY boring... I figure I need to, in honor of Hoodie, make an opinion thread:

What do you think is the best Live song title and which do you think is the worst?

In the world of song titles, Live is certainly average. For me, cool song titles are something like...


The Frayed Ends of Sanity ~ Metallica
Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter ~ Iron Maiden
Disasterpiece ~ Slipknot
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict ~ Pink Floyd

Lame examples from other bands include:

This Man is Mine ~ Heart
My Humps ~ Black Eyed Peas
I Cried ~ Robert Plant
Untitled ~ Any band that does this sucks...

My nomination for worst Live song title is Love Shines (A song for my daughters about God) Eww... it still makes me sick

[Merica]

Live have a few good titles such as:

Feel the Quiet River Rage
The Dam at Otter Creek
Gas Hed Goes West
The Beauty of Gray

....and of course a few doozies like Love Shines. I'm not a big fan of song titles with bits in brackets, to be honest. I'm also not keen on bands that have song titles like "suffocating under broken love with hearts and roses with tears of lost dreams" and some such. Makes me go UGH, which isn't fair really, as the music might be cool. Doesn't make me want to listen to it though, just makes me want to talk about it somewhere so I can add stuff to the titles such as "and then I cry like a bitch and wonder whether it's the fallen love of my heart or my tight fucking jeans that are currently destroying my bollocks".............

It's all in fun, of course. Well, mostly...