Spiderman 3 Was AWFUL!, Stay Away! Options

[SJN1279]

I saw Spiderman 3 last night and I have to say it was one of my worst experiences seeing a movie. Here is why:

-Way too much romantic subplot between the bland Tobey Maquire and the horrific actress/singer Kirsten Dunst(she has two solo numbers in the movie why?)

-Ever character cries, many multiple times. Tobey sheds tears 5 times on his own. It was way too melodramatic!

-At 2.5 hours it was very long. The action sequences weren't even exciting save for about 10/15 minutes at the end. Well the end before, Tobey and Kirsten shed tears twice more for good measure.

-The bad guys were underdeveloped. Long movie with minimal character developement makes no sense to me at all.

-It was just a very boring movie. If you want to see a movie in theaters now, Hot Fuzz is a better way to go. I'm waiting patiently for Pirates 3, Harry Potter and The Simpsons

[Badman]

I saw the movie and I walked out of it dissappointed for different reasons than most of you.

I was told that spiderman died in the movie so I was trying to play the movie out in my head before the movie finished. In my magical ending, Peter takes the advice (from his grandma) about men sacrificing themselves for woman to a new level and throws himself in front of harry to save him. Then, he knows that Harry also likes her so he "gives" her over to him and Mary-Jane feels bad because she ignored him and he fulfills his emo fantasies.

I liked my ending better

P.S. I know my way could never happen because the comic book nerds would form angry mobs and take over theaters so don't try to get me on that one.