Spiderman 3 Was AWFUL!, Stay Away! Options

[SJN1279]

I saw Spiderman 3 last night and I have to say it was one of my worst experiences seeing a movie. Here is why:

-Way too much romantic subplot between the bland Tobey Maquire and the horrific actress/singer Kirsten Dunst(she has two solo numbers in the movie why?)

-Ever character cries, many multiple times. Tobey sheds tears 5 times on his own. It was way too melodramatic!

-At 2.5 hours it was very long. The action sequences weren't even exciting save for about 10/15 minutes at the end. Well the end before, Tobey and Kirsten shed tears twice more for good measure.

-The bad guys were underdeveloped. Long movie with minimal character developement makes no sense to me at all.

-It was just a very boring movie. If you want to see a movie in theaters now, Hot Fuzz is a better way to go. I'm waiting patiently for Pirates 3, Harry Potter and The Simpsons

[Pokey]

finally someone who agrees with me.

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I don't think it was that the bad guys were underdeveloped .. but they wern't really bad guys, I mean think about it .. you got the story at the end of how Sandman isn't all that bad, "New" Goblin switches sides and who the hell could blame Brock for wanting to kill Peter after "emo peter/spiderman" fucked him over.
Also that whole emo thing killed me .. the poster says like "the greatest of battles are won from within" .. what? he was just being an emo smart arse .. I'd hardly call that a test of character that changed him totally .. he was doing pelvic thrusts in the street at people, dear lord spiderman has gone too far this time!

Yeah I felt totally ripped off by this, I expected more from Venom .. now don't get me wrong I think Topher Grace was a great choice, infact most of the casting was great, Sandman was perfect .. but I wanted more Venom .. they better make up for this by having Carnage in another movie .. but they probably won't because if they're this weak with the bad guys now there is no way they're gonna have a psychotic killer like Carnage.

It sort of annoyed me how the symbiot happend to land on earth right next to Peter too .. it's like the ran out of ideas on how to get it to earth. Didn't the comics have it being brought back by a space shuttle or something.

Oh and was it just me or did anyone else see Wilem DeFoe sitting in the Jazz club .. I swear to god he was sitting behind Peter and whats her face when they were on that date right before he went into his dance number.

ok thats my rant over.

and yeah Pirates 3, Harry Potter and The Simpsons I'm looking forward to much more. I'm gonna keep an open mind with The Simpsons, like sure the new episodes suck but we'll see.

[SJN1279]

Yeah I felt totally ripped off by this, I expected more from Venom .. now don't get me wrong I think Topher Grace was a great choice, infact most of the casting was great, Sandman was perfect .. but I wanted more Venom .. they better make up for this by having Carnage in another movie .. but they probably won't because if they're this weak with the bad guys now there is no way they're gonna have a psychotic killer like Carnage.


and yeah Pirates 3, Harry Potter and The Simpsons I'm looking forward to much more. I'm gonna keep an open mind with The Simpsons, like sure the new episodes suck but we'll see.

I agree, Venom was the best character in the movie. I actually think Topher Grace would have made an excellent Spiderman. He has that understated demeanor that would fit Peter Parker very well. Tobey just isn't a good actor in my opinion.

I actually think the last few episodes of the Simpson have been very good. Last week's episode when Bart blew the softball game was classic.