Write Santa a Letter Options

[Heather]

http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm


I thought this was so funny and perfect for this board. Click on the link, fill in the blanks and it will write your letter to Santa for you. It might be funny if we used people's names from this board.

This post has been edited by Heather: Dec 9 2006, 11:17 am

[burd]

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,


I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at paaaatrick's Office party. It was taylor who spiked the punch with too much mmmmjackmmmm. I can't help it if I drank 41 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like low tide.

I thought it was funny when I put GRAAAACCCCEEEEYYYYY's socks on my head and danced the moonwalk on the bean bag while singing `copa cabana'. I didn't mean to break paaaatrick's x box and don't know why paaaatrick would accuse me of beating baby seals.

I don't remember calling ed's wife a chooky chook---even though she looked like one with chook eye shadow and chook lipstick!

And when I threw up on mrs taylor's husband's wrist, it was only because I ate too much of that sushi.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my CAGE offroad truck through my neighbor's fireplace. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a icky fish and have me arrested for arson!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all smelly and sticky. And I'm really not to blame for any of this chooky stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and indubidubly yours,
burd (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 9 bucks!