Write Santa a Letter Options

[Heather]

http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm


I thought this was so funny and perfect for this board. Click on the link, fill in the blanks and it will write your letter to Santa for you. It might be funny if we used people's names from this board.

This post has been edited by Heather: Dec 9 2006, 11:17 am

[Jennyfoo]

LOL, Molls and I both threw up after the pasta..

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Heather's Office party. It was Mollie who spiked the punch with too much Margarita . I can't help it if I drank 25 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla .

I thought it was funny when I put Chookie 's shirt on my head and danced the the chicken dance on the chair while singing `Lakinis Juice '. I didn't mean to break Heather's camera and don't know why Heather would accuse me of stealing .

I don't remember calling Tim 's wife a cute Pig---even though she looked like one with Pink eye shadow and Purple lipstick!

And when I threw up on Chris 's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that pasta .

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's basement. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a small dog and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all big and smart. And I'm really not to blame for any of this silly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
Jen (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 7 bucks!

[chook]

I thought it was funny when I put Chookie 's shirt on my head and danced the the chicken dance on the chair while singing `Lakinis Juice '.

so THAT'S where my shirt got to!!