Write Santa a Letter Options

[Heather]

http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm


I thought this was so funny and perfect for this board. Click on the link, fill in the blanks and it will write your letter to Santa for you. It might be funny if we used people's names from this board.

This post has been edited by Heather: Dec 9 2006, 11:17 am

[slainte]

LMMFAO....good one!

Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at jason's Office party. It was heather who spiked the punch with too much corona. I can't help it if I drank 10 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like chocolate chip cookies.

I thought it was funny when I put jenny's tee shirt on my head and danced the the carlton on the bed while singing `alive'. I didn't mean to break jason's ipod and don't know why jason would accuse me of indecent exposure.

I don't remember calling greg's wife a sexy horse---even though she looked like one with black eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on bethany's husband's chest, it was only because I ate too much of that pasta.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my car through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sweet cat and have me arrested for speeding!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all silly and scary. And I'm really not to blame for any of this fast stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and slowly yours,
molls (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 8 bucks!