It's boring around here so I'm starting a sex thread! Options

[Heather]

I thought this was funny:

Dr Phil recently defined seven kinds (or stages) of sex on a theme show
that only Oprah can do so well:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in
the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have
sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for a long time.? Your sex has gotten routine and you
usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been
with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the
hallway, you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Rel igious Sex, which means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you right in
front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.



So in regards to the 2nd kind of sex, where is the strangest place you have ever made whoopie?!

I am just so bad tonight. Really, someone take away my booze would ya?!

[sherocker]

I just would be glad to get some PERIOD!

[Senghe]

I just would be glad to get some PERIOD!

Then you need one of THESE girlfriend.

There has just been a documentary on about men who have the female ones. None of them could understand why they couldn't pull a real woman and believe me, having several of those things hanging round the house was the LEAST of the problems holding them back.

This post has been edited by Senghe: Sep 18 2006, 6:01 pm

[sherocker]

Then you need one of THESE girlfriend.

There has just been a documentary on about men who have the female ones. None of them could understand why they couldn't pull a real woman and believe me, having several of those things hanging round the house was the LEAST of the problems holding them back.

oh...my...god... , i've also seen something about those thingies on telly, i've also seen the women's version....well, you've gotta be really desperate to buy this kind of 'toys', their bloody expensive as well, i believe some can get up $10.000 (no kidding) i'd rather have a REAL man WITH $10.000 insane....

[Senghe]

i'd rather have a REAL man WITH $10.000 insane....

I'd rather just have the $10,000 myself - I mean, if the man had the $10,000 he might either be tight with his money or expect more than me fluttering my eyelashes at him and telling him how it's definitely the biggest I've ever seen. If it's going to get kinky, I want to be calling all the shots.