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[edstipe]

New username: edstipe
Old username: edstipe

I considered changing it to something else, since people were always calling me Ed when my real name is Paul, but ultimately I decided that you can't fault a classic.

[rock0n13]

rock_0n - old

rock0n13 - new

Try getting your head around that major change up.

Chuck Norris is overrated. He's becoming the next Hoff. And.. well, screw that.

[Pokey]

rock_0n - old

rock0n13 - new

Try getting your head around that major change up.

Chuck Norris is overrated. He's becoming the next Hoff. And.. well, screw that.

pfft Chuck Norris was always better than Hoff .. it was always "cool" to make fun of Hoff .. Chuck was always the man, no one remembers Chuck Norris' awesome stint advertising the total gym (He can really feel it in his arms) nor do they know his many great movies.
Chuck Norris is a god damn hero and Hoff is famous because people laugh at him .. people wouldn't dare laugh at Chuck Norris to his face.

And now since this was brought up here are some of the well known Chuck Norris facts:

*Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
*Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
*Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
*Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
*Chuck Norris invented blogging in 1974 in order to keep track of people he roundhouse kicked to the face.
*Chuck Norris showers with AJAX but no water.
*When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
*Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
*In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.