Gene Simmons Vault Experience, You Have To Be Kidding Me! Options

[Hoodstock]

Per Rolling Stone:

Gene Simmons Announces $2,000 Box Set, 'The Vault'
Extensive package includes over 150 unreleased solo songs

Gene Simmons singer announces 'Gene Simmons Vault Experience,' which will include a hand-delivery from Simmons himself

By Joyce Chen

Gene Simmons announced The Vault, a comprehensive, ridiculously-packaged box set of his solo material that arrives in a literal 38-pound safe. The sticker price for the set is $2,000 and includes 150 unreleased

The Vault also has 10 discs of solo material, a leather-bound photo book, a Gene Simmons action figure (without Kiss regalia), an "In Gene We Trust" gold medallion and a "surprise item," per Pitchfork.

For a small additional fee – $50,000 – Simmons will personally make the delivery to your home, which he is calling "the Gene Simmons Vault Home Experience." For half the price at $25,000, fans can purchase the "Producer Experience," in which they are given exclusive studio time with Simmons in addition to access to more unreleased recordings.

[Voodoo Lady]

Some guy's comment on Blabbermouth's article about this is GOLDEN. And I quote,
"$50,000 for 2 hours with Gene makes him the ugliest and most expensive escort in history."

[Hoodstock]

Some guy's comment on Blabbermouth's article about this is GOLDEN. And I quote,
"$50,000 for 2 hours with Gene makes him the ugliest and most expensive escort in history."

It's unbelievable.

Interesting that nobody else had a reaction to share.