what the FUCK? Options

[Pokey]

Ok so one of the strangest things happend to me not too long ago.. I still feel shaken by it.

I was in the city just looking around a bit and suddenly I felt that urge that we all feel at various points throughout the day .. I was looking for the nearest toilet and now I wish I had gone for the next to nearest one.
I got in and was standing there breathing a sigh of relief when all of a sudden I hear from the cubical behind me:

Child: "It's spraying Daddy! the poo is spraying!"
Father: "Yes it is Matthew, good job!"

I'm sure if there was a mirror infront of me I'd have seen my face turn white. The .... images ... they don't stop. Why was it a "good job?" why the fuck was his Dad in there with him? Just .... why me?


So anyways, due to extreme boredom .. what are some other really "wtf?" moments you've overheared from other people?

[sandkind]

here's my WTF story:

when my son was 2, him, my wife & I were driving down the road, no radio. all of a sudden my 2 year old son starts singing, "heeeeyyyy, we won't be raped, hey yea" needless to say, my better half immediately gives me a WTF look and bans TC from being played in their presence.

[burd]

here's my WTF story:

when my son was 2, him, my wife & I were driving down the road, no radio. all of a sudden my 2 year old son starts singing, "heeeeyyyy, we won't be raped, hey yea" needless to say, my better half immediately gives me a WTF look and bans TC from being played in their presence.

LOL That's hysterical! I used to babysit for a 3-year old and I would quiz him all the time.

Me: "Who plays drums?"
The kid: "Chad Gracey."
Me: "Who sings?"
The kid: Ed Kowalsiblsishjrkngdsaff (come on - he was 3 - it was cute)
Me: "What does Chad Taylor do?"
The kid: "He plays guitar."
Me: "What else?"
The kid: "He sings sometimes."
Me: "What does Patrick do?"
The kid: "He plays bass."
Me: "Who's missing?"
The kid: "Ed's baby brother. ADAM!!!"

Once he had that down, I did the same thing with Led Zep & The Who. It freaked out his parents when he would randomly talk about Keith Moon at dinner.

And I also taught my friend's parrot the Waitress-whistles.

[lien]

LOL That's hysterical! I used to babysit for a 3-year old and I would quiz him all the time.

Me: "Who plays drums?"
The kid: "Chad Gracey."
Me: "Who sings?"
The kid: Ed Kowalsiblsishjrkngdsaff (come on - he was 3 - it was cute)
Me: "What does Chad Taylor do?"
The kid: "He plays guitar."
Me: "What else?"
The kid: "He sings sometimes."
Me: "What does Patrick do?"
The kid: "He plays bass."
Me: "Who's missing?"
The kid: "Ed's baby brother. ADAM!!!"

Once he had that down, I did the same thing with Led Zep & The Who. It freaked out his parents when he would randomly talk about Keith Moon at dinner.

And I also taught my friend's parrot the Waitress-whistles.

Brilliant! You really should get some kind of award for that!!

Btw, can't you send the parrot on tour with them? Last time here in Belgium, Ed refused to do the wistle; he just lalala-ed that part...lame!