what the FUCK? Options

[Pokey]

Ok so one of the strangest things happend to me not too long ago.. I still feel shaken by it.

I was in the city just looking around a bit and suddenly I felt that urge that we all feel at various points throughout the day .. I was looking for the nearest toilet and now I wish I had gone for the next to nearest one.
I got in and was standing there breathing a sigh of relief when all of a sudden I hear from the cubical behind me:

Child: "It's spraying Daddy! the poo is spraying!"
Father: "Yes it is Matthew, good job!"

I'm sure if there was a mirror infront of me I'd have seen my face turn white. The .... images ... they don't stop. Why was it a "good job?" why the fuck was his Dad in there with him? Just .... why me?


So anyways, due to extreme boredom .. what are some other really "wtf?" moments you've overheared from other people?

[sandkind]

here's my WTF story:

when my son was 2, him, my wife & I were driving down the road, no radio. all of a sudden my 2 year old son starts singing, "heeeeyyyy, we won't be raped, hey yea" needless to say, my better half immediately gives me a WTF look and bans TC from being played in their presence.

[sherocker]

my better half immediately gives me a WTF look and bans TC from being played in their presence.

that's weird, i would rather ecourage it if i was her

[lien]

that's weird, i would rather ecourage it if i was her

Yeah, they can't start young enough!

How old is he now, Sandkind? Did you teach him TBD yet?

[sandkind]

Yeah, they can't start young enough!

How old is he now, Sandkind? Did you teach him TBD yet?

now he is 12, and he is not into live unfortunately. i am ashamed to say he is into green day , but there is some hope, he also likes some bands like nickelback. i am slowly working on it. my wife did not so much object to him singing live, as not wanting him running around preschool singing "we won't be raped" lol. now, his little sister could sing most of the lyrics to collective soul's dosage when she was 3, so i there is hope!

also, i am teaching my boy guitar, so that explains green day to an extent, they are so easy to play. once his skills improve, i am sure he will get over them! peer pressure...sheesh!

[lien]

my wife did not so much object to him singing live, as not wanting him running around preschool singing "we won't be raped" lol.

Still, it's not such a bad message to be spread by kids these days! But I can understand that preschool might not be the best place to do that!

also, i am teaching my boy guitar, so that explains green day to an extent, they are so easy to play. once his skills improve, i am sure he will get over them! peer pressure...sheesh!

Good luck!