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post Apr 16 2006, 9:48 pm
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here a joke I thought was funny. Sorry to anyone who doesn't like it.

Did you know that there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than alzheimers?
That mean that by the year 2030 there will be a large population of old people with huge erections and perky boobs and no recollection of what to do with them.
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post Apr 16 2006, 9:54 pm
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QUOTE(Somber_Eyes1 @ Apr 16 2006, 10:48 pm) *

here a joke I thought was funny. Sorry to anyone who doesn't like it.

Did you know that there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than alzheimers?
That mean that by the year 2030 there will be a large population of old people with huge erections and perky boobs and no recollection of what to do with them.


Sad, sad, world. oh well what the hell. no.gif Pathetic really.
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post Apr 16 2006, 9:55 pm
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its a joke....
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post Apr 16 2006, 9:55 pm
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QUOTE(Somber_Eyes1 @ Apr 16 2006, 10:48 pm) *

here a joke I thought was funny. Sorry to anyone who doesn't like it.

Did you know that there is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than alzheimers?
That mean that by the year 2030 there will be a large population of old people with huge erections and perky boobs and no recollection of what to do with them.



who's the weird guy with the fake hand?
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post Apr 16 2006, 9:58 pm
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Isaac....

lol Isaac Brock of Modest Mouse and Ugly Cassanova.

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post Apr 17 2006, 6:42 am
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i'm sure it was meant to be a joke, but i find it rather depressing.... sad.gif


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post Apr 17 2006, 9:13 am
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I hate depressing jokes

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas?




















































































cancer
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post Apr 17 2006, 9:19 am
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what the frick. mine was better. eh.gif
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post Apr 17 2006, 9:31 am
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mine takes up more space.

Therefore it's better
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post Apr 17 2006, 2:40 pm
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Two monkey are getting into the bath. One says:
"Oooh oooh oooh, ah ah ah, ee ee"

The other monkey says:
"Well put some cold water in, then!"

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post Apr 17 2006, 3:25 pm
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^ that one is cute
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post Apr 19 2006, 1:19 pm
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QUOTE(Wambangalang @ Apr 17 2006, 9:13 am) *

I hate depressing jokes

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas?
cancer

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...I take it back!
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post Apr 20 2006, 9:15 pm
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okay, it was a bit harsh

A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don’t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and hit his second shot. Again he missed and under his breath the said, "I fuck’n missed again." The priest overheard and replied, "My son, please don’t use that language or god will punish you." The sailor took his third shot and once again he couldn’t help mutter, "Oh fuck…" The priest said, "That’s it god will certainly punish you." Suddenly a bolt of lightning came down and killed the priest. In the distance a deep voice said, "FUCK, I Missed".
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post Apr 20 2006, 10:36 pm
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post May 15 2006, 6:14 pm
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why the long face?

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