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Chad Kroeger Can Suck His Own Dick

Chad Kroeger of Nickelback told Playboy Magazine that he learned how to suck his own dick after someone dared him to for a case of beer.

Chad said, "I put my own dick in my mouth. I was 14 and much more flexible at the time. It was soft and required a lot of pulling. I really wanted that case of beer."

We've all sucked a little dick for a case of beer before. Chad, do us all a favor and keep your dick in your mouth. It will save us all from having to hear your shitty music.
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post Mar 10 2008, 5:33 pm
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Chad Kroeger Can Suck His Own Dick...

... I say that every time I hear a Nickelback song.

He'd have to because god knows nobody else would want to do it for him.
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post Mar 11 2008, 9:23 pm
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dang, i would if i could. getting a blowjob is harder than solving cold fusion
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post Mar 11 2008, 9:57 pm
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QUOTE(Wambangalang @ Mar 11 2008, 9:23 pm) *

dang, i would if i could. getting a blowjob is harder than solving cold fusion


uhoh.gif Sometimes I can see an insult coming from a mile away... sic em Liverocks or Exist, you are far more qualified to handle this statement than me. bowdown.gif
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post Mar 12 2008, 1:54 am
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whats there to insult, i said it myself. I WOULD SUCK MY OWN COCK IF I COULD. sticky it if you want
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post Mar 12 2008, 2:01 am
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Wellllllll...this little tid bit regarding chad explains oh so much!
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post Mar 12 2008, 7:35 am
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QUOTE(Wambangalang @ Mar 12 2008, 1:54 am) *

I WOULD SUCK MY OWN COCK IF I COULD. sticky it if you want


Well, nothing against you Wamb, but it kinda makes me think you like to suck cock. shock.gif <---

I know I wouldn't suck my cock if I could... there are alot of other things you could use... Women... hands... sarcasm.gif
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post Mar 12 2008, 4:41 pm
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QUOTE(slainte @ Mar 12 2008, 3:01 am) *

Wellllllll...this little tid bit regarding chad explains oh so much!


I always thought he sang like he had something stuck in his throat lol.gif
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post Mar 12 2008, 7:11 pm
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"I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage." ~ Bill Hicks
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post Mar 12 2008, 8:02 pm
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QUOTE(slainte @ Mar 12 2008, 3:01 am) *

Wellllllll...this little tid bit regarding chad explains oh so much!


lol. This is how he reminds us of what he really is lol.gif
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post Mar 12 2008, 8:18 pm
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QUOTE(Badman @ Mar 12 2008, 8:35 am) *

Well, nothing against you Wamb, but it kinda makes me think you like to suck cock. shock.gif <---



AAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! I swear to god I laughed so hard I started to cry when I read that. yahoo.gif


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post Mar 13 2008, 3:23 pm
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Nickelback are shit LOL Chad Kroeger is a dickhead LOL I have a really big penis LOL LOL LOL no correction I AM a big penis LOLZ OMFG.
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post Mar 13 2008, 3:26 pm
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QUOTE(Voodoo-Lady @ Mar 12 2008, 9:02 pm) *

lol. This is how he reminds us of what he really is lol.gif


Are we having fun yet? yet? yet? No, no. lol.gif


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post Mar 15 2008, 6:54 pm
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Found this from the same site. Tori Spelling is one of the ugliest bitches ever to appear on television:

Does She Even Know What A MILF Is?
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post Mar 19 2008, 4:15 am
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love this thread
chad and tori would make some UGLY babys!!! lol.gif
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