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post May 17 2006, 8:41 pm
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Ok so one of the strangest things happend to me not too long ago.. I still feel shaken by it.

I was in the city just looking around a bit and suddenly I felt that urge that we all feel at various points throughout the day .. I was looking for the nearest toilet and now I wish I had gone for the next to nearest one.
I got in and was standing there breathing a sigh of relief when all of a sudden I hear from the cubical behind me:

Child: "It's spraying Daddy! the poo is spraying!"
Father: "Yes it is Matthew, good job!"

I'm sure if there was a mirror infront of me I'd have seen my face turn white. The .... images ... they don't stop. Why was it a "good job?" why the fuck was his Dad in there with him? Just .... why me?


So anyways, due to extreme boredom .. what are some other really "wtf?" moments you've overheared from other people?
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post May 17 2006, 9:14 pm
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You know what I think is strange? People that talk on the cell phones in the bathroom. I can't tell you how many times I have gone into the bathroom at work to take a pee and someone is in there talking on their phone because it's the only place in the building they can get a signal. Umm here's an idea, go outside!!! The things that I have heard people talking about on there phones while in the bathroom are really not anything that I need to hear and I'm sure the person on the other end isn't enjoying the flushing sounds either! I was at an airport once and a women answered her phone WHILE taking a piss!!!!!! Seriously, do you not have voicemail. Is it so important that you can't call them the fuck back?! Jesus christ people are rude!
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post May 17 2006, 9:25 pm
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QUOTE(Pokey @ May 17 2006, 9:41 pm) *

Ok so one of the strangest things happend to me not too long ago.. I still feel shaken by it.

I was in the city just looking around a bit and suddenly I felt that urge that we all feel at various points throughout the day .. I was looking for the nearest toilet and now I wish I had gone for the next to nearest one.
I got in and was standing there breathing a sigh of relief when all of a sudden I hear from the cubical behind me:

Child: "It's spraying Daddy! the poo is spraying!"
Father: "Yes it is Matthew, good job!"

I'm sure if there was a mirror infront of me I'd have seen my face turn white. The .... images ... they don't stop. Why was it a "good job?" why the fuck was his Dad in there with him? Just .... why me?
So anyways, due to extreme boredom .. what are some other really "wtf?" moments you've overheared from other people?

No matter what anyone else posts here, YOU WIN!!!!! apple.gif
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post May 17 2006, 9:29 pm
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QUOTE(burd @ May 17 2006, 10:25 pm) *

No matter what anyone else posts here, YOU WIN!!!!! apple.gif



Yup lol.gif
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post May 17 2006, 10:49 pm
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QUOTE(burd @ May 17 2006, 10:25 pm) *

No matter what anyone else posts here, YOU WIN!!!!! apple.gif


lol.gif Pretty much
Indeed, WTF, damn!!
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post May 17 2006, 11:57 pm
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QUOTE(Pokey @ May 17 2006, 9:41 pm) *

Child: "It's spraying Daddy! the poo is spraying!"
Father: "Yes it is Matthew, good job!"

Ahh, nothing like a father and son bonding moment like this. I'm pretty sure if it was a mommy, the dialogue would have been dramatically different. lol.gif
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post May 18 2006, 8:42 am
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QUOTE(Heather @ May 17 2006, 9:14 pm) *

I was at an airport once and a women answered her phone WHILE taking a piss!!!!!!


It's one of the unsolved mysteries of life - why do people manage to either phone or knock on the door when you're trying to have a moment's peace in the bathroom? How do the bastrds know? My phone at home ONLY ever rings when I'm upstairs with my pants round my ankles. I've lived in this house 10 years and that's the reason I won't have either a cordless phone or an extension upstairs. I do have a mobile, but the fucker stays switched off - dammit people, most of you pay more care and attention to your mobile phone that you would to a small, crying child!

And Pokey... men's toilets - that's why I'm glad I'm a woman. thumbsup.gif


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post May 18 2006, 11:50 am
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my best friend ALWAYS calls me while she's peeing, or whatever else she's doing, it annoyes the crap outta me!!!
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post May 18 2006, 12:17 pm
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QUOTE(sherocker @ May 18 2006, 6:50 pm) *

my best friend ALWAYS calls me while she's peeing, or whatever else she's doing, it annoyes the crap outta me!!!

eh.gif That doesn't surprise me...
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post May 18 2006, 12:19 pm
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what? that it annoyes me? lol.gif


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post May 18 2006, 12:25 pm
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Yeah, that's what I meant! smile.gif
Can't imagine how anyone could feel the urge to call someone whilst being on the toilet?! uhoh.gif That's just beyond my comprehension...
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post May 18 2006, 12:51 pm
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seriously, i couldn't do a thing whilst hanging on the phone...or sitting on the toilet for that matter

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QUOTE(sherocker @ May 18 2006, 7:51 pm) *

seriously, i couldn't do a thing whilst hanging on the phone...or sitting on the toilet for that matter

nod.gif Same here! wink.gif
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It's called multi-tasking.
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post May 21 2006, 1:32 pm
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I hate that cheap TP they have in public toilets.
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