1. Always have a martini at a cocktail party, but two at the most. Three
will put you under the table and four will see you under the host.

2. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

3. If the shoe fits - buy one in every colour

4. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila

5. When someone is getting to you ask them "Which part of princess don't
you understand?"

6. Some call it cocktail hour - For me it's a support group.

7. Go on the 30 day diet. I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.

8. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal
with it.

9. My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and this is just my
personality.

10. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

11. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

12. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you
walk funny.