zup fuckers

I don't know where you thought I'd gone, I'd been here and posting the whole time

Hey thepokey is alive!!!

Pokey, you out there sick boy? You ok?

and shave them

Ed probably asked for them to cup his balls

Sorry. I wonder if CT *had* to pay for the phone call when he *reached* out to Ed...

you guys cant read, they already reached to Ed

I wonder if CT will have to pay for the phone call when he reaches out to Ed..

If you buy two pendants I'll throw in a 5 minute phone call for half price, only $125.

If you hand dig a well in Africa maybe you can have a free nod with a wink!

look if I sponsor 2 kids, can you throw in a necklace and a stick figure drawing? wait, what, no?! then nevermind, the kid can suffer.

No, I'll just take that cheesy necklace that you're selling for $100

Would you like a nice piece of art, I mean stick figure, to go along with your child please blend.

I'll have 2 young children plea.. I mean one bag of coffee please